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// Pearson Hall
// base.js
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var Quotes = {
	quotes: [
		"James: You're a creative writing major...is there an uncreative writing major? | Spencer: Yeah, it's called Journalism",
		"I think they make the space shuttles out of those pants. -Garrett K.",
		"I just love to play with Brendan's giraffe. I love how it vibrates. -Spencer",
		"If a mime smells in the woods...does the wind blow? -Harry",
		"Hey Scott, was there ever a day you forgot to put a shirt on and didn't know it? -Tanner",
		"I have a really slow metabolism, but it takes the fast train. -Brendan",
		"This is supposed to be buried. -Aaron, while asleep"
	],

	randomQuote: function() {
		return Quotes.quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * Quotes.quotes.length)];
	}
}

