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// Pearson Hall
// base.js
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var Quotes = {
	quotes: [
		"James: You're a creative writing major...is there an uncreative writing major? | Spencer: Yeah, it's called Journalism",
		"I think they make the space shuttles out of those pants. -Garrett Kelly",
		"I just love to play with Brendan's giraffe. I love how it vibrates. -Spencer Davidson",
		"If a mime smells in the woods...does the wind blow? -Harry Swartz",
		"Hey Scott, was there ever a day you forgot to put a shirt on and didn't know it? -Tanner Pope",
		"I have a really slow metabolism, but it takes the fast train. -Brendan Shaw",
		"This is supposed to be buried. -Aaron Dickson, while asleep",
		"So..... no lunch? -Joe O'Neill",
		"If you could sell encyclopedias you could sell anything; there's no upsale on an encyclopedia cuz we've got the Internet. -Joe O'Neill",
		"We need an escape goat. -Joe O'Neill",
		"Duh. Because dying is not a problem. Once you're dead you don't have problems. -Joe O'Neill",
		"I'll try anything twice. -Jon Samp",
		"Finders keepers. I went to kindergarten. I learned that rule. - Joe O'Neill",
		"Dude I can't wait to get shred and pop the shirt, cuz it be itchin' on these abs come summertime! -Joe O'Neill",
		"Whoo whoo, all aboard the sleepy train! -Alex Nichols and Chris McG",
		"She got my flashdrive, I got her phone number. -Aric Beaver",
		"Yo girl! You tweet? Are you on MySpace? -Kevin Meyer's Friend",
		"Yo girl! Cricket on my phone! -Kevin Meyer's Friend",
		"Don't touch that toast! -Clint Shriner"
				
	],

	randomQuote: function() {
		return Quotes.quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * Quotes.quotes.length)];
	}
}