| MM:
What is your favorite porn? GB:
"Leda and the Swan," or anything without Ron Jeremy.
MM: What are your guilty pleasures?
GB: MTV2, Twin Peaks: Fire
Walk with Me, TV conversations, self-flagellation, etc.
MM: What is one thing you hope your students take from your
class?
GB: Really, I'd like my students
to realize that English isn't irrelevant or just about reading "great
books"--that strategies of critical reading are needed to "defend against
the seductions of eloquence" they encounter on a daily basis.
MM: What is your favorite text to teach?
GB: Picture of Dorian Gray,
"Hills Like White Elephants" and advertisements.
MM: What is your most embarrassing teaching moment?
GB: On the first day of classes
during my second semester at KU, I taught an early class and the room was
locked. I guided the class into an empty (open) room and started going
through the syllabus. Of course, it wasn't long before the class scheduled
for the room began filing in. I had to move my class out again. I finally
found an empty room, but by then, I felt like I had pretty much lost any
sense of authority or credibility I had as a teacher. In retrospect, it
wasn't that big of a deal; then, however, I thought it was a nightmare.
MM: Is there one book that changed your life, for better or
worse?
GB: As I Lay Dying and
The Last Temptation of Christ (for the better). I don't think I have
read any book that wasn't helpful to me in some way.
MM: Who is your hero?
GB: John Garfield. The Hollywood
Ten. Oh, and Oscar Wilde.
MM: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
GB: I have a superpower. It is
an amazing resistance to learning foreign languages. Different verb cognates
bounce off of me like bullets on Wonder Woman's bracelets. I would also like
to be able to, when I wish, exist outside of ideology.
MM: If you had a theme song that played every time you entered
a room, what would it be? |
GB:
Theme: "Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys. Obviously.
MM: What is your favorite word?
GB: Hymn, Liquefaction, Moxy,
Pixilated, Curmudgeon. Shazam.
MM: What is your least favorite word?
GB: Whatnot, Assuage,
Ameliorate.
Note: You may recognize some of the
following questions from the final segment of Inside the Actor's Studio.
It's hard coming up with insightful questions.
MM: What turns you one?
GB: Wilderness camping, smart
women, film noir, Barbarella, used book stores, post structuralism,
Starsky.
MM: What turns you off?
GB: Wescoe, Sundays, cell
phones, musicals, grading papers, wet socks, chartist poetry, Internet
research, postmodernism, Hutch.
MM: What sounds do you love?
GB: Strings in rock music,
Hopkins' poems, bottles being opened, the coffee maker beeping.
MM: What sounds do you hate?
GB: Cell phones, "You've Got
Mail!," Any songs sung by children, house music.
MM: What profession other than yours, would you like to
attempt?
GB: I'm still attempting mine!
MM: What profession would you not like to participate in?
GB: Any kind of business, sales,
marketing, advertising, marketing of advertising, you get the idea.
MM: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
GB: Camping! (In the BWCAW)
MM: What is your favorite John Hughes's film?
GB: Instead of John Hughes, I'd
say Heathers: the Smiths-listening fan's alternative to 80's films.
Or Ferris, of course. Does anyone say Fresh Horses? |